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This dog could not give any less of a fuck.
Kitten: I shall groom you, friend dog!
Kitten: I have made a tactical error.
IT’S SOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I only need my tongue to clean myself. Humans rely on cats for all their chores.
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i love this.
Turned on isn’t even the word. Shit…
Her facial expressions are just too fuckin sexy to me. Not to mention, I’m jealous of what his face is doing.
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I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.
Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.
bloody oath they are ive been in similar situation except the exposed titties bit
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